aar0n:

joncherry:

benetc:

Benjamin

The most wonderful an amazing person who ever lived the planet. He know absolutely everything in the world and anyone who knows him is lucky.

(I did not make this up)

Jonathan

Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. Jonathan(s) is/are Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. They are the best Friends and very best Lovers.

Oh yes.

Aaron

In India “Aaron” is a slang word for pimp.
“That why they call him Aaron, and you Homo.”

David

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB. “I am David. All other David’s fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.” Source: benetc